Beware I'm Usually Naked Funny Door Mat land_lover use this doormat instead

use this doormat instead

or three in this case

as in the movie

Small doormats are 18" x 30"

Upon arriving at home

Beware I'm Usually Naked Funny Door Mat land_lover use this doormat insteadIt's your house and you can do what you want in it, even be totally naked. It's probably a good thing you decided to buy this doormat. Now the pizza guy and UPS are forewarned. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made from coco coir and will shed some for the first few weeks, this